September 7th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized
Living in a field: Two weeks on
- There is no such thing as “nipping to the shop”
- Flying creatures cannot get out of open windows
- There are an infinite number of mosquitoes
- Weasels run really fast
- It smells really bad here sometimes
- Nobody can hear you scream
- You can see people coming and prepare defences/pretend to be out