November 23rd, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized

Crap Ninja Films

Have obtained six really, really bad Ninja films by Godfrey Ho. These take crapness to the next level. Last night’s atrocity was “Ninja the Protector – Only a ninja can defeat a ninja”. The head red ninja is a fat office manager with a beard, and the head goody ninja is a blonde white guy who wears a woodland camo ninja outfit. They end up having some kind of bizarre ninja joust, on motorbikes to see who is the “ultimate ninja”. Add in some distinctly un-sexy, inappropriate shagging and this could be the worst film I have ever seen. :happy:

Only another five to go…. :ninja:

For a full rundown: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0199861/